April 2 near Seatle, WA

A.D.D question for today:

Comet John Doe has just popped into our galaxy and shot past the Earth quicker than any scientist could give it a name! Dragging behind it is a seemingly endless trail of cosmic gas. This gas is completely foreign to anything the Earth has ever known of and it completely alters our laws of physics and chemistry. For example, your favorite pillow is trying to SEDUCE YOU! Maybe you haven't noticed it yet, but it REALLY wants you! On to what REALLY matters: EVERYTHING that once was edible is now COMPLETELY toxic! On the lighter side, everything that once was toxic, is now completely edible!
So... WHAT IS FOR BREAKFAST?... LUNCH?... DINNER?

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• C Carin Tindol, Paulina Lvov and Michael Collins like this.
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  Renée LaCoste Squirrel!

  April 2 at 9:42pm · Unlike · 4
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  Corn Flower Potting soil with some silicon crystals sprinkled on top

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  Heidi L Perry You could always eat squirrel Rene'e.......now me, I'm up for a nice crispy bowl of glass for breakfast, perhaps an Oleander salad with formaldehyde dressing for lunch, and for dinner, ...the couch.

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  Michael Collins Awe hell...how bout a pillow 3times a day...I'm a Horney MoFo & Usually Eat what I Screw Anyways :-)~

  April 2 at 9:46pm · Unlike · 2
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  Adam Rosand I think Renée was referring to... uhhh.. Oh look, a squirrel!!

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  Heidi L Perry Ha ha ha ha....!

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  Michael Collins Formaldehyde sounds like a fine Pillow Dressing :-)~

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  Paulina Lvov My pillow seduces me every morning and what use to taste nice was yesterday. I wake up to toxic again. .. my eye clear ... and everything thing is edible again.  just sayin.......

  April 2 at 10:23pm · Unlike · 2
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  Heidi L Perry Lucky for me, my pillows practice discretion.....and that comet wasn't really a comet. Sorry, had beans for lunch today.

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  Adam Rosand WHAT?? No COMET?... I better do some laundry 

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  Mucia Joseph Instant generic coffee from the Dollar Store. It never was drinkable

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  Mucia Joseph OH yeah, my pillow has already asked me to shave multiple times

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  Lin Trichler Breakfast: 8oz glass butane lighter fluid and Kindle tablet. Lunch: 2 eight track tapes and a loaded 45mm. Dinner: Rubbing alcohol on the rocks and 20/50 wt.Valvoline Motor Oil, can and all.

  April 3 at 8:05am · Unlike · 1
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  Adam Rosand THAT's the spirit, Lin!!...I'm coming to YOUR house for supper!

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  Mucia Joseph Adam, sounds like Lin might eat the house before you get there

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  Lin Trichler Adam...you can come to my house any time....you know where I live 

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  Adam Rosand Sunds excellent, Lin!! And save me some of that house, I'll bring my cleaning supplies and will make us a big salad!!

  April 3 at 4:54pm · Like · 1
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  Crystal Marie For breakfast a cup of milk. For lunch ice cream. And dinner some cheese fondue. 
  
  Your toxic and my toxic differ. 

  April 3 at 5:11pm · Unlike · 1
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  Lin Trichler It's on, my friend 

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  Adam Rosand Careful Crystal!!...And fondue is now a controlled substance!! =O

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  Michelle Meeker WOW... where DO you come up with these???

  April 3 at 6:30pm · Unlike · 1
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  Heidi L Perry The ants are in the dogfood again. Where'd that squirrel go?

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  Adam Rosand I mostly expand off of sci-fi movies whether I mean to or not. Also, theres the rule of thumb: there are NO original ideas left -not that have been already incorporated by the Simpsons, anyway. Oh well.

  April 3 at 10:09pm · Like · 1